If you’ve followed me on Twitter for anything longer than a couple of months, you’ll have probably seen a #sweatylycrapic – I posted the first back in 2017, and since then have spammed timelines with pics of me in my cycle gear after some pretty high speed commutes.
I thought I’d take the time to put a gallery together of all the various kits I’ve had, and mostly still own. Enjoy 😉
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The jersey that started my love affair with Castelli kit. I've taken more pics in this than I care to remember, but this one was fun - I just got back from a 120km cycle and felt like I was going to die.

I fucking love white lycra, and I definitely need more of it. I also need to wear this more often...

Man I loved this suit, I felt like a superhero - and it was so damn good on cold days. Sadly it got damaged in an accident.

Man I loved this suit, I felt like a superhero - and it was so damn good on cold days. Sadly it got damaged in an accident.

I freakin' love this kit - it's probably my favourite. It feels horny, it looks horny, and it's damn good to ride in.

I freakin' love this kit - it's probably my favourite. It feels horny, it looks horny, and it's damn good to ride in.

Decathlon is basically a mainstream fetish shop for me, and I love their B-Twin kits, I've got gear 3 times the price but sometimes this stuff wins out in comfort. I love the asymmetric look too.

Probably overall my most worn kit simply cos it's so freakin comfortable! I love how it feels, and how it looks - anytime I've geared up in rubber under lycra it's been in this kit...

One of the few full kits I have with gloves, I love the colours on this gear, but it doesn't have bib shorts so I don't wear it very often...

Cheap and cheerful gear, I rarely wear this one, but the panelling looks pretty cool, and when it soaks through with sweat it's pretty horny 😉

I bought this gear on eBay back in like... 2003, the shorts are pretty worn out and they're not bibs - so I never wear it, I still like the look.

The jersey is from La Passione, and I LOVE how it feels on, properly tight and slinky - and it's great at keeping me warm on the bike. Paired up with my BTwin bibs.

Love this jacket, it's so warm in winter - and makes me feel like James Bond incognito or something ha

I bought a Team Sky kit ages back, I've since sold it to another kinkster - but definitely felt good on.. grr.