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    Want to listen to some stupid songs with a kink theme?

    You’ve come to the right place.

    Nichest Kinks is sung from the perspective of a sub that will message you on Recon with a very prescriptive list of things they’re into. Some of those things are a bit odd.

    S.T.F.I (Stay The Fuck Indoors) is like the government PSA for the horny Covid-19 generation. I wrote it mid-first lockdown, when everyone was panic buying and there was nothing to do.

    The product of a bored afternoon pissing about with my synthesisers and live-looping.

    I do love rubber really, I’m just not entirely sure why.

    I have so many unfinished songs and tunes on my laptop, so expect more soon.

    You lucky lucky thing.